Height Difference

I knew the day would come that he would grow taller than me, since I had grown taller than some of our older sisters. Unfortunately he likes to rub it in.
Incidentally today is John's birthday. Happy Birthday ya butt!

Works Everytime! Well, at least 85% of the time...

Handing her my old flip phone also works. Or playing opera music, but I'm an alto and can't hit those operatic high notes.

Impromptu Dance Party

Many a dance move has been busted in the kitchen and living room.

Vote of Confidence

Actually, thanks to the Zumba classes, I'm in better shape then I have been for a while. I just hate running. This really is what happened though.

New Tactics

Actual conversation. Actually, he just laughs when I say this to him now.

On a different wavelength

When we later pinned up all our drawings; I was very shocked to discover that I was the only girl to draw a troll as a monster (that I can remember). What surprised me even more was when they decided that my troll was the King of Trolls and they argued over who's was the Queen. Since I was not well liked in elementary school, this was a very odd experience to receive acclaim for my weirdness.

Whoops, Distracted!

This happens every time I try to re-shelve my books.

What's in a name...

The dog's name was Olie. I guess she got in a lot of trouble when we were babysitting Oliver.

What Aunts are for...

The real reason I don't have children is because I fear my sisters inevitable retribution.
Nah, just kidding! If I did this now there would still be hell to pay. Although they did each have 3 cookies, but that was on their moms 'okay'.

BRACE YOURSELF!!!

Happy Belated Mother's Day to all you moms out there!
Today's comic features my Cousin Regan. I did, in fact, warn her when there was a sudden silence in the conversation after one of my other cousins mentioned her kids. The two of us were the only cousins at the table (I believe) that didn't have kids, and I knew what was coming from my own experiences with my sisters.

Long Beautiful Hair...

Don't worry, she likes to mess up my hair too. She just likes to try and fix it afterwards.

Lies!!

Everything.

Teley-O-Phone

The 'familiar number hello' sounds like a duck.